There are 2 types of subjects...
There are 2 types of subjects
Hard n Easy .
Hard can't be studied
Easy need not be studied ;)
I Cried when I Failed in 2 Subjects...
I Cried when I Failed in 2 Subjects,
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But
I smiled
When i came to know my friend failed in 5 subjects ;-)
Sometimes, I Feel...
Sometimes...
I Feel To Write LOL At The End Of Every Answer In The Exams :)
The Real Value Of Infinity Is Known When...
The Real Value Of Infinity Is Known
When We Open The First Page Of Our Textbook
On The Night Before Exam
'n See The Number Of Pages To Be Read.. ! :))
It Seems You Haven't Studied Your Geography...
Sir- It Seems You Haven't Studied Your Geography, Why?
Student- My Dad Says, The World Is Changing Everyday
So, I Decided 2 Wait Until It Settles Down..!!
Exam tym ho to Cello hi lena...
A boy loved a gal.
He was a true lover. He talked to d gal many
times abt his attrction 2wards her, bt she ignored him. One day d boy
brought a pen for d gal. He gav her d pen. D gal took dat pen wid her
wen she had to giv her xams. But as she started writing, d pen stopd
wrkng. She didnt hv another pen. Nobody helpd her nd she finally failed
in d xam. She was a gud student otherwise.
Depressed, she ws walkin alone on a road at nyt whn suddnly a truck hit her nd she died.
Wen d boy came 2 knw abt dis, he 2 suicided by jumping frm a mountain. Dat was d end of d 2 lovers.
Moral: xam tym ho to Cello hi lena....!
C.A.T. exam Best Question...
C.A.T. exam Best Question:
Spell The Word "COW" in 13 Letters.
Toppers couldnt answer,
But Last bench boy answered,
"SEE O DOUBLE YOU"
Most Memorable Days Of college...
Oneside Love..
Silent Mode Mobiles..
Bus Stand Comedies..
Escape From Seminars..
Last Period Cuts..
Birthday Treats..
Last Minute Preparation..
Over Night Study For Next Exam..
Friend’s Family Functions..
Internal Marks Problem..
Boring Lectures...
Eager Wait For 14th feb..
Shortage Of Pocket Money 'n Attendance......
Most Memorable Days Of College
'n
Every Moments Are Special Now..!
Dedicated To All The Dear College Buddies...!
Usually Girls dont like to study much...
Usually Girls dont like 2 study much..
Why?
Because
they know that in any corner of the world
Atleast one sweet idiot is studying for them
'n their future..!
M Born brilliant but Forced to Study...
This story is all about wen i ws in 2nd std.
I was caught talking in class and My Teacher asked me 2 write
"I Wont talk In Class"
50 times on d board,
I wrote
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for(i=1;i<=50;i++)
printf("I Wont talk In Class\n");
M Born brilliant but FORCED to STUDY..;-(
Defination Of Perfect Student...
Perfect student is not the one
Who read books Before Exam,
But
Writes a new book in the Exam,
with innovative ideas 'n Outstanding Theories ..!
Top answers of Teachers...
Top answers of Teachers
If they don't know the answers:
1)I think the question is wrong..
2)I Will tell you tomorrow..
3)Don't ask foolish questions..
4)You will study this in the next class..
And the most important one is:
5)Nice question,Raise your hands who know the Answer :)
The Most Painful Moments In College Life...
The Most Painful Moments In College Life :
*Loving Friend Avoiding You Without Reason..
*HOD Sitting Near You During College Tour..
*Dear One Suddenly Stopped MSGing You..
*10 Mark Question Asked For 2 Mark..
*Friend Calling On Birthday 'n Not Wishing ..!!
Classic example for students...
Classic example for students of different age groups:-
1st to 3rd stndard- hey I studied everything for exam...
4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very hard so I dint read tat...
6th to 10th std- hey read only important questions...
10th to 11th std- hey.. 4 chapters are enough....
12th- which exam is 2day...
Colleges- ohh! Today is Exam... No one has Inform Me ..!
Viva In College ...
Wat is red & goes tring tring?
Guess
TOMATO
the tring tring was
2confuse U..:-)
OK again
What is red and goes tring tring?
guess
Black phone
the red was to confuse U..:-D
OK again
what is red and goes tring tring?
guess
CAKE
both red and tring tring was to confuse U..:-P
OK again
what is red and goes tring tring?
guess
FIRE BRIGADE
and U thought I was confusing U..
dats how examiners take viva in clg..;-):):-P
Heart Bit..
Normal Heart ECG,
_,-./|_,-./|_,-./|_,-./|
ECG when Exams r going on,
_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|_/|
& when Results are announced,
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Zara zara touch me touch me touch me!
Last night my books were dancing in my dream .Do u know on which song? Guess??
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Zara zara touch me touch me touch me!
Horrible days in my life :
Lovely days in my life :
Childhood days,
School days
&
collage days,
Horrible days in my life :
“only exam days”
A student who changes..
A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam
Who is GENIUS..?
A GENIUS
Is A Person
Who Can Do For
$1 What Any Fool Can
Do For $100?
-As Such V Complete
Syllabus In 1 Day,
That Lecturers
Try In 1 Semester !!
Introduction of icl n t20
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL n t20
Same rules should be applied in examz!
(1) Exams timing should be reduced to one hour.
(2) Power play - no invigilator in exam hall for 1st 15 mins.
(3) Cheer leaders - to dance after every right answer written.
(4) Strategic time-out - time for students for discussion.
(5) Super over - chance for students to form their own question. :-)
7 things students do..
7 things students do
During exams preparation:
1- sleeping
2- eating
3- texting
4- watch movies
5-chat with friends
6- dream of touching books
nd
7- ask others
Studied something?
A father asks peon..
A father asks peon:hw r d studies in this college?
Where do i see my son in future?
Peon: the future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
5 things intellgent students do..
5 things intellgent students do
durin exam preparation: 1-sleepin
2-messaging
3-watchin movies
4-dream of touchin books
5-Askin others kuch padha kya...